The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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