is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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