At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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