I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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