so explain again why im purple
no
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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