I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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