47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
