thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I love you. Go after that dick
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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