I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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