yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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