You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm sobbing to NWA
He did a backflip because drugs
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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