I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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