You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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