I must be too annoying 4 u.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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