Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I want her autograph on my taint
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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