Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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