The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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