so explain again why im purple
no
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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