Tell her she can't have a vagina
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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