i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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