Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
my liver is dry heaving
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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