Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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