Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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