So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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