it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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