I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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