If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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