I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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