Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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