Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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