i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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