We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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