I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
my poor anus
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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