They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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