peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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