I swear she didn't look like that last week.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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