I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We are all done wearing pants today
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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