GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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