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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL