would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.