so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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