i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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