This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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