Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So many bounce houses so little time
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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