We're like a lot better than the average bears
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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