Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
no you cant smoke seaweed
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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