that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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