Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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