I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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