I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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