Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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