Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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