I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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